What would you tell Serj...

Yes I know this is not a new or creative topic but I thought we could need some topics to discuss and keep the site alive

So... if you met Serj (after a concert or accidently or whatever), what would you tell him / ask him? And what do you think he would answer or how he would react?

Am I allowed to answer this?
Okay, after I already asked for an autograph and got it, the next time I'd nail him with the question if I'm allowed to stay. The next time this aweful sob of a manger tries to throw me out, I kick his ass!
Then I'd finally tell Serj how empty his lyrics are.
His answer? As far as I know him he'd smile, nodd and say "that's a question of taste!"

definitely thats just him, isnt it?!

Uhm.. I still havent answered the question myself because I dont know what I would tell him. There are so many things I wanna know and want him to know but... well... *shrugs* if I figure sth out, Ill post it here

And no, I would NOT jump on him and ask if I could play with his pogo stick. NO !

Sad, I so hoped you'd do this august.

^^ if you make me drunk or persuade me enough.. I might

Hm..

I'd tell him he's a fucking legend OR that he's an inspiration to hundreds of thousands of people.

I dunno, something nice and simple. I'd be too starstruck to think of anything else.

Didn't you already meet him? I wouldn't be starstrucked if I meet him again, after I was the first time like this.
Not that I get this anytime

Nope, I didn't meet him.. Just got his signature thanks to two well placed tall guys.

Perhaps I'd also ask him some strange, intellectual/philosophical question that I haven't thought of yet.

Or ask him something completely stupid and he would just go like O-o, that would be funny.

But yeah, I guess Id be completely starstrucked and only stare and say sth like "eeeh...uhm... hehe..."

But hey, if I meet him, Brad will be there anyway so I dont need to talk... Ill give you a sheet with everything I wanna tell Serj and you do it for me, agree?!

Yeah, okay, why not. I can get ppl easy into conversation, just Serj is still a nut to me. But I gonna talk him to death, if I have to^^

Noo dont kill him you can talk to him until he passes out so we can kidnap him easier

Okey, dokey!

I would ask him "IDIOT!!!!Will you ever give concerts in Armenia?"....

Yes, what else would YOU ask him, huh?
Lol

^^ lol @ Anahit.

I just realized that it sounded like I was threatening him before when I said I wanna kidnap him.. of course not.. j/k...

Seriously, what would I tell him if I had the chance?
I would tell him that he is an amazing artist and that I admire him for fighting for his beliefs and for speaking his mind, no matter if it has any consequences. I would tell him that he is one of the few human beings who I would say have a good mind. I would tell him that he is special and that he should never change the way he looks at things.

And I would tell him that I love how he is creative all the time but that he should not forget to care about himself and to take a break when its necessary.

Well....he'll be here this summer and i'll also tell him that Eurovision is a nice place for a cheap pop-star like he is now even if he is going to sing for Armenia.
The answer?just a sicky-sweet smile